Boast

I was boasting to a friend about how funny i was. Sounds strange doesn't it? Halfway between Woodlands Avenue 2 and anecdotes from his living abroad i interrupted him and proclaimed, "You know what? I am a really funny person. Ihave a great sense of humour. My writing rocks!" Not necessary in that order. Nor were they the exact same words i used, but i guess he got what it was supposed to mean. That i was as obnoxious as i was self-absorbed. I wonder if those are apt descriptive words aka adjectives to describe me.

What am I? (looks into a puddle of water like Derek Zoolander). i say the weirdest things sometimes. I ramble and my musings lack focus or direction. But its fun isn't it? Perhaps, even funny?? (I'm trying to rally support here, dammit.)

To all my readers, yes all 4 of you.. please drop me a comment with an adjective that describes me best. I promise not to take offence ( but i will destroy you like that broadcast anchor monster from Futurama,Lurr). Just drop me a comment. Serious. I'm looking for funny.