And that's the meaning of life

In my bored and depressed stupor, I did the unimaginable irreversible.. I googled "The Meaning of Life". Here's what one of the answers said;

"You Must Decide to be Happy.
Yep. Isn't that aggravating? You can't blame it on anyone else, and no one else can do a thing for you. You've just got to decide to be happy, whether or not your logical mind thinks it is rational to be happy and whether or not your moral sense thinks you deserve to be happy. You absolutely will not be happy for any length of time until you decide to, and if you decide to, you can be happy in the face of the most miserable circumstances.
Happy deciding. "

It's time to cut cake with a sharp knife, Ginzu sharp! *schwing*