Discovery Channel

My mom was telling me on Sunday that if i do find something i like, i should pee all over it to mark my "territory" and upon seeing my puzzled look, chastised me for not watching the Discovery Channel enough. Tis strange. I do know of the animalistic practice of marking one's territory through urinating but for my mom to exhibit such primal instincts is nothing short of distasteful. Besides i can't pee standing up and im sure as hell not going to roll around on the ground while i "mark my territory".