It's triptronic!

It started 6 months ago. i didnt expect to see her at my front porch. sure she was the wrong shade of red to really turn me on. but all was forgiven when i peeked at what she had inside. i gave us a try and we enjoyed many weekends together, going to the movies in town, bellowing at lousy drivers, late nite-early morning rendezvous at the apartment. and i always spoke highly of her in the company of my friends and they all swooned in envy.

Now, i thought i really got her figured. but it took a stranger to take her by the steering wheel and turn to me and say the single almost orgasmic phrase,"She's a triptronic lah!" i mean, what the fuck? i didn't know that?? she was a triptronic and i didn't know? damn embarassing lah. i just sat dumbfounded in my seat ogling at her real ability. she purred like a cat and almost instantly took off like a cheetah in heat. Orgasmic shit. now i really have to explore everything about her again in case i discover 6 months later that she has an invisible sheathing ability and can cook. then i will be stuck with her for life..

but she is still the wrong shade of red. but i love her.