weird thoughts

Have you ever noticed: when you get a seat on the mrt the fellow who is standing in front of you has his crotch in your face. Doesn't he feel self conscious?

Have you ever wondered: why people always engage in friendly banter when they see each other in the toilet, they go into separate cubicles, and start talking even louder trying to mute the sound of urine?

Have you ever noticed: How people always do silent pantomime acts when they see friends from a distance while they make their way to each other. they can't decide whether to yell or do stupid hand signals to give the other party instructions as to where to go.

Have you ever noticed: What do people say when they really don't feel like talking but they have to because its polite and they are stuck in an enclosed area with the other person.. like in lifts.. how do you escape?? -uncomfortable silence-

What about: People who refuse to shave underarms but they blatantly choose to grab the overhead railings in buses/trains.. or

What do you think of: People who pick on their zits on public transport or worse, people who pick on their girlfriends/ boyfriends/ spouses zits on public transport?